sweet succulent s-100

[pastados]

Oh that delicious and moist s-100 is analagous (or digitous lol) to the delicious and moist cake from the game portal. Oh those 22 slots hold the boards so firmly and so sweetly. Puts hair on one's chest and toes and lastly oee's teeth. If only we had a 64 bit one. It will happeb one day, and when that day comes, fruit will spontaneously teleport from an umbrell and we can use the fruit for jam and toast and to gather fruit flies for mad sci experiments.

[mbbrutman]

What?

[pastados]

What I mean is that s-100 bus is the next step to a type of AI in which I could insert my insanity into. It will help me interface hardware with wetware. It will help us all innovate new ways to make toast and interdimensional travel. muahahahaha

[Vlad]

See attached pic...

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[pastados]

well you don't have to be vulgar about humor you don't get.

[ziloo]

See attached pic...

I vaguely remeber the photo from an episode where Jean Luc was showing off
his prowess in some kind of Shakespearian acting!! Well....

...It will help me interface hardware with wetware...

Hey pastados, have you read "The age of spiritual machines" by Raymond Kurzweil?
I haven't, but some people highly recommend it!

ziloo

[mbbrutman]

Sorry, but what you are calling humor is not intelligible to the rest of us. You're going to have to explain the joke ...

[Vlad]

I wasn't being vulgar, it was just a joke. I've heard worse on TV.

[pastados]

ugh, it rarely fails that some ppl don't get random humor. Ok anyway I was thinking about an s-100 based cybornetics. I could go further with the joke in that such a creatue's call of nature would be called a data dump. Every time a turd comes out you hear a little bit of a modem sound. rofl. As for the rest of the stuff I was commenting on how sexy the s-100 bus is. Having recently purchased my first and only one from a used computer shoppe. Could wire it up to help make toast. Could be wired up for interdimensional travell that would then be used to teleport various fruits on one's bed for breakfast in bed under said bed are rivers of honey, milk, juice, baked beans, transistors, toast, candles, matrix code, and peanut butter and jelly mixed with danicng bananas.

[pastados]

I vaguely remeber the photo from an episode where Jean Luc was showing off
his prowess in some kind of Shakespearian acting!! Well....



Hey pastados, have you read "The age of spiritual machines" by Raymond Kurzweil?
I haven't, but some people highly recommend it!

ziloo

I have not read it. One need not have the machines be spiritual in and unto themselves if they are connected to you. In this way the pure bliss that comes from a lab could be imported into the mind from an ever expanding automated labrotory. I would ten finding it necessary to construct a room made completely out of outlets with its door made completely out of door knobs, after which one could then travel to the virtual world and procedd to load super hero programs into the holdeck and the procedd to paint all the characters with mustard thereby becoming the most powerful weapon of mass annoyance and honing your skills for this when the time comes if we should meet alients that resemble anything like the comics who like wolverine tend to have hair the seems as though the hair-do came about by a twisted combination of a cookie cutter and van de graf generator.

[Vlad]

http://vladimirlem.googlepages.com/facepalm.jpg

[pastados]

http://vladimirlem.googlepages.com/facepalm.jpg

And? Is my explaination not good enough? &&&???

[ziloo]

... Could be wired up for interdimensional travell that would then be used to teleport various fruits on one's bed for breakfast in bed under said bed are rivers of honey, milk, juice, ...

Where is Terry when we need him....Terriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiy!

:biggrin:

[pastados]

http://www.aww-kittah-aww.com/up/files/794/hairisabird.jpg

[pastados]

Where is Terry when we need him....Terriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiy!

:biggrin:

So yeah have I explained myself well enough?
:cool:

[Vlad]

Ok apparently the subtle hints from a mod and admin weren't enough. The joke wasn't funny and there's no need to drag this out. There can't really be an invalid argument when no one was arguing. BTW This should have been in humor not OT but it all ended up the same anyway.

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