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bbcmicro
April 20th, 2006, 01:41 PM
has anybody hear heard of ICT GNVQ?

Its a qualification that we have been working towards since year 8 and finish in year 11. Im in year 10 now and its is a load of @#~!?%&*£"$&.

We get around four assignments per academic year. And they are not to do with ICT, that is, Information and Communication Technology, they are to do with scaring children away from computing and thinking that microsoft rules the world!

Example, this term we had to make a powerpoint slideshow and storyboard each individual step in microsoft word and explain what we are doin as if to a moron. E.g. we had to do a storyboard of changing the font...4 TIMES! each one showing you going to the font menu, choosing a different colour, etc etc. We have to do around 34 storyboards for this presentation (Snappily entitled :How to Make a Trifle), each a seperate word document consisting of 2-4 screen shots and half a page+ of writing. We do something like this every term. Last term it was an Excel Spreadsheet, the one before that an Access Database.

We have 4 lessons a week, totalling 3 hours of staring at a flickering CRT per week learning about how great microsoft is for everything. We dont learn anything about the basic use of a computer in general, about hardware, the structure of a computer, communications, uses, etc. etc., Just how to use Microsoft Office 2000. And Most pupils will do for 4 academic years. At the end we get a qualification which we are told is equivalent to 4 GCSE's, but it is generally acknowledged that they arepretty meaningless. What annoys me even more is out High School has Technology College status, and we are using old flaky computers with windows 2000 on a slow network with aroun 100mb ram.

The whole point of this is WHY?? Its boring and useless!

Of course I know why really. The school only teaches this subject (introduced 5 years ago) to bump its place up on the school league tables. It just makes me so angry!

Terry Yager
April 20th, 2006, 02:05 PM
I'm usually the last to jump to the defense of so-called 'academia', but schools do have an (unspoken) obligation to teach students stuff that might be useful to them after graduation. Unfortunate as it may be, in today's world, that means teaching for the great ghawd Micro$oft. (Don't worry tho, your children won't have that problem. By the time they're of-age, we'll all be using linux, and the M$ juggernaught will be nothing more than a distant memory).

--T

Vlad
April 20th, 2006, 02:20 PM
By the time they're of-age, we'll all be using linux, and the M$ juggernaught will be nothing more than a distant memory).

--T


I sure hope so....

-VK

Terry Yager
April 20th, 2006, 02:32 PM
Just keep thinking of the glass as half-full...

--T

bbcmicro
April 20th, 2006, 02:34 PM
I just dont like the way they teach:

This is what a computer looks like. All computers have windows. There isnt any other.

I asked a few friends what operating system they used (they all have computers) and the reply was: "What's an operating system?" Thus I assumed they had windows in some form or another

Vlad
April 20th, 2006, 02:36 PM
Wow, ignorant Bliss.....

-V


(Wow, VK, I never thought I'd accidently sign that....)

Terry Yager
April 20th, 2006, 02:41 PM
I dunno, TEPIC is kinda hard to spell without a cyrillic font...

--T

bbcmicro
April 20th, 2006, 02:42 PM
I went off one of my friends after they refused to accept that old computers can be fun, interesting, useful. I couldn't even get her to accept that fact that I thought they were. She tried to enforce her opinion on me, and woulnt leave me happy in my own world of obsolesence. She insisted that I was wrong, That computers that aren't 3ghz Screaming monster running some bloated form of XP are completely useless. Thus ignorance is rife. All my machines perform what they do faster than XP, because when hardware was minimal programmers ad to write _good_ software that was careful with resources. Alas no more!

Vlad
April 20th, 2006, 02:44 PM
Yeah, When I when my Mac still worked, OS 9 Was WAY faster than XP was, and it was the lower power G3.....


-VK

(I kinda like how that looks)

bbcmicro
April 20th, 2006, 02:58 PM
yeah, sys 6.08 boot in half the time XP does. And win98 on my p3 Dell, you hardly have time to see the startup and shutdown bitmap! Mind you, it was designed for win2000

nige the hippy
April 24th, 2006, 02:46 AM
Don't worry about it BBC.. all that is happening is that you are really the expert, and that the teacher is just doing their job of getting you through an exam. It's painful and horrid being really interested in something to the point that you know more about it than anyone around you, and happened to me with electronics throughout school and later. Just keep going with what you do best, and eventually you'll get to be in the company of more nerds (word used in the best possible sense) and be a lot happier. Also, be aware that the girl you fell out with, may be just as dedicated to origami, as you are to computers.

I don't know if I'm right, but I get the feeling that the most successful people ever, are the ones who just keep going in a straight line doing whatever they do best.

Nig.

bbcmicro
April 25th, 2006, 11:52 AM
Aaahhh. I feel better now. Smarter than the teacher eh? :shocked: *gasp!*

The ICT teachers normally dont really know much about computers. Just the software, with the exception of Mr. Sherphard who is a computer nut. Unfortunately he doesn't teach me (His loss!) However the technicians are the real backbone to the schools network. One of them has an eye that points in the opposite direction but he's really nice. If anything goes wrong a yell can be heard from the teacher; "Get the technician!".

BTW our networked crashed completely yesterday and all PCs were shut off today. I got a free lesson cos of GNVQ, Yay!

Terry Yager
April 25th, 2006, 12:39 PM
That's what I always used to tell my kidz. It doesn't matter how wrong the teacher is, just tell 'em what they wanna hear, and you'll be all right.

--T