from the net!

[ziloo]

Two bytes walk into a pub. The first byte turns to the second and says
"I think I may have a parity error." The second byte turns to the first and
says "yeah, you do look a bit off."

There are 10 kinds of people in the world... those who understand binary and
those who don't.

Two things have come out of Berkley, Unix and Acid; we do not believe
this to be a coincidence.

Programming is the process of converting caffeine into error messages.

Remember that there is no code faster than no code.

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[atari2600a]

LoL, "off"! :p

[DimensionDude]

Another one like the first:

Two atoms walk into a bar.

The first one says "Dang, I've lost an electron."

The second says "are you sure?"

The first says "I'm positive!"

Kent

[atari2600a]

It doesn't make much sense...

Anyways, how about this one: What does a computer say when you cuss at it? "Bad command or file name"!

[Chris2005]

"There are 10 kinds of people in the world... those who understand binary and
those who don't."

I believe the precursor to this joke went - there are 3 kinds of people in the world - those that can count, and those that can't! LOL LOL LOL

I'm too embarrassed to admit how long it took me to figure it out though...:(

[Terry Yager]

My POST never registers a parity error, so I must be a couple of bits off...

--T (still ROFL)

[DimensionDude]

It doesn't make much sense...

Anyways, how about this one: What does a computer say when you cuss at it? "Bad command or file name"!

Umm...basic physics :) An atom minus one electron has a net positive charge.

Who is General Failure and why is he reading drive C?

Kent

[DimensionDude]

One of my favorite taglines from the BBS days:

Real programmers use COPY CON PROGRAM.EXE

Kent

[atari2600a]

Hm, I always thought is was PLUS one electron! My mistake...

[Chris2005]

"One of my favorite taglines from the BBS days:

Real programmers use COPY CON PROGRAM.EXE"

Real programmers using that method will wind up in the looney bin before long. So says Colonel Dumpkoff LOL LOL LOL

[Mike Chambers]

One of my favorite taglines from the BBS days:

Real programmers use COPY CON PROGRAM.EXE

Kent

lol. i've tried that before. i made a 10 byte EXE file that did nothing but reset the computer.

[Mike Chambers]

oh yeah, and when i was like 5... and i first got a BASIC programming book, i had no idea how to use it. so what i did was type all the example code into an EXE file with copy con>program.exe

then i kept getting mad when it didn't work.

[ziloo]

This is from a russian cartoon site:

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I put the wordings on the bottom; looking for suggestions from our VC folks
for better wordings. The winner will have his name and prose printed under
the cartoon!

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[ziloo]

How about this:

next time, pick on a real mouse!

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[ziloo]

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